Toilet Brush Was Sick And Tired Of Having To Deal With Everyone Else's Shit
Candle Knew That One Day He Would Snuff It
Toaster Loves A Bit Of Crumpet In The Morning
Welcome To The Dentist
Don't Push Me Cause I'm Close To The Edge
You Are Seriously Forked
Today I Hugged A Giant Redwood And It Felt Awesome
What the spanner said to the screwdriver
Despite what most people thought, chair actually loved people farting on him
Sketchbook Was Full Of Bright Ideas
Urinal loved taking the piss
Toilet couldn’t take anymore
What the fork said to the bowl of wild rice
Modern day highway man
Sofa loves it when you rummage around in his crack
Kettle needed to let off some me steam
Beware Golfers Passing
Over Confident Hammer
Dropping C Bombs
Potato affair
Lamp was worried
Angry Fork
